I Should Follow My Own Diet Advice

While on a diet:

1) A cheese steak sandwich isn't the best choice.

2) One lunch is enough.

3) You don't need cookies.

I blame PMS.

Pardon My French

Trying to start a diet when you are PMS'ing like crazy is a fucking waste of time.

A Dangerous Combination

I have four bags of Halloween candy and PMS.

This does not bode well for my diet.