Wrong.

Oh.My.Sweet.Jesus. How wrong that is. I remember doing jumping jacks in gym and it was no big deal. It wasn't like that torture "running laps". (I just had a flashback of Coach Johnson, my sixth grade PE teacher, yelling "No Pain, No Gain!" I thought that man was a lunatic.) Jumping Jacks, Grapevine, Windmill Toe Touches... that was all the easy stuff.
I'm not kidding. Try to do jumping jacks for one full minute. Right now. I'll wait.
Are you dying? It sucks doesn't it. Who knew?
Well, besides Vionna.
You really DO learn something new every day. Today I learned that doing jumping jacks for one minute hurts.