Is it wrong....

That I regularly fantasize about a three way with Ben &Jerry?

Not the men. Who cares about those two.

I'm picturing myself with a pint of Phish Food.

A Dangerous Combination

I have four bags of Halloween candy and PMS.

This does not bode well for my diet.

Just a Sprinkle A Day, Actually with Everything we eat for the next 6 months.

Sarah and I lack Pie Hole Control. We've admitted it on our blog we've also discussed it many times between the two of us. So we are using Sensa for the next 6 months in addition to exercising regularly. The Sensa system is supposed to make a person feel fuller so they don't eat as much. Basically it's a white powder you sprinkle on everything you eat which is divided into two compartments in a shaker; one side used for Salty foods and the other side used for Sweet foods. It's not used in liquids. The literature says we don't have to change what we eat, no counting calories. Right now we're not sure if it will work or not, but we'll be posting about our experience on this Tinkerbell Pixie Dust Diet for all of you to read. And if it works? We'll clap our hands and tell you, "We believe!"

if mannequins were women they would be too thin to bear children.

Because if mannequins were women they would be too thin to bear children.

Think about how upsetting that truly is. Think about the ideals we set for ourselves as a culture. Then think about what your goals truly are.

Sure, no matter what I could stand to lose a few pounds for my health, but for now I think I'll be focusing on the health part of that equation.


[I found this video on 5 Resolutions]