I cannot speak for all of us, but I am down .5 lbs.
Half a pound.
Not great, but it is progress and that is how I am choosing to look at it. Besides, I know that even though I am only down 1.5 pounds total my belly is less disgusting already and even my husband said he could see my body shape changing.
Slowly but surely.
I may not take all of your money, but I sure will look good not doing so.
Ugh. It is too early for me to try to spin clever phrases.
And listen, if you are feeling bad about only losing one pound, go in your pantry and take a look at what a one pound bag of flour or rice looks like.
Good luck losers!