If you follow my personal blog at all you may have noticed that I have an interesting neighborhood. My old next door neighbor has been spotted mowing the lawn in a skirt and at other times she was in the yard with no pants on at all. There is also a lady in my neighborhood who walks around carrying a bird in a cage.
This year a whole bunch of new people moved in with little kids and I am thrilled. They are all so nice! But there is a problem.
They keep bringing me cookies.
Home made cookies.
This is SO NICE. I appreciate that a million times more than the one that used to come over and tell me that I needed to trim the tree in my side yard or homeless people would come live under it.
The problem is that I keep eating the cookies.
I have been working on this. I have been on my elliptical at least three times a week. I have been walking with another neighbor. I have been drinking less and eating healthier.
You know, except for all of these cookies.
I love you my neighbors and I think it is very sweet of you to bring me cookies.
But if you really loved me you would bring me some Fen-Phen and a picture of me in a bathing suit because those are two things that I KNOW will help me lose weight.